I Shower Sometimes... Hoodie

Sometimes fresh, sometimes funky—just like you. The "I Shower Sometimes..." hoodie features a gloriously green, nauseated emoji plastered front and center, complete with stink lines and an expression that says “Yeah… I know.” Made from a soft, slightly judgmental cotton blend, this pullover is perfect for lazy days, laundry avoidance, or warning others to stay upwind. It’s not just a hoodie—it’s a lifestyle confession.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!